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Hello all ~
(post is wordy and detailed, hehehe)

today work is so fun. 7 ppl working. hohoho merry christmas. HAHA. today im super duper late for work. 20mins, lol. there's a function going on @ Dome today. its a ROM event. our cafe is closed from 5.30pm onwards and i thought we have some free time cause the event start at 7pm. who knows the guests arrived so fast and we have to serve them. -.-

really cannot stand malays and indians, you will know why after that. so i was preparing drinks and fruits that are running out as usual. then as the guest increase the volume of noise increases as well and they requested to play some wedding songs and wants to volume up somemore. loud noise plus loud music = disaster. lucky speaker never spoil.

Finally at dunno what time because i never check, they welcome the bride and bridegoom. little did i know that the bride is indian and the bridegroom is chinese. wowowowow. then they had the buffet, and zb is the erm, beer boy ? LOL. he has a 'counter' the counter super cute i also want ~~ then he down there give drinks like charity funfair. haha.

Then... they toast to the newly weds, and made speeches. awww, its vey touching scene, i feel like crying lah. especially the sister of the bride saying that, in the future, its just the two of you, dont care about any other people, just the two of you. awwwwwww. x)

Then the couple danced and kissed. and after that they had fast songs and a few of them started dancing in pairs. and this fk auntie keep wanna change song we cannot find dont know what song she keep wanna change. indians so troublesome. Then those aunties even had line dance, LMAO. Then they played a game which requires the bridegroom to go into the bride's gown and get something from inside. LOL. abit M18 scene. haha.

i was also told to volume up and down the music for certain times. it feels like ima DJ. hahaha. kinda fun hur. and change songs at different timings when they are about to talk, volume down. haha ~~

Then more and more guests asking for red wine like its FOC. gosh, and we keep running out of wine glass. those freaks keep coming for more. we opened more than 4 bottles of red wine and additional mini bottle of red wine. Then another auntie ask for red wine billy say from now onwards must pay already, then the auntie say oh then donwant give me water. LOL. sibeh practical ~

Zb asks us if we wants any drinks. then he said shandy. i was like got shandy meh? then he say tiger beer with sprite. oh yay ! haha. but i didnt know he made so fast i only get to drink towards end of function and some customers ask for tiger he say dont have already, but the customer saw 4cups golden juice there, and he say that one is shandy. LOL. and he add martell inside ! sweeeet ! i mean the drink is sweet. i cannot take transparent cup if not guest will thought still have beer but i didnt know he ask me take cup i keep take transparents one be it plastic or glass. LOL. so i walked 4 trips to and fro before getting the right cup. and i walk in still got customer say, oh, more beers. LMAO. i ignored. the drink is super nice lah. abit stronger then normal shandy. i super love the warm feeling that lingers in my throat after drinking. me loveee. me also love the rose wine that the guest bought. i secretly tried a little. abit of nice smell and my throat is warmmmm ~ sibeh song. lol.

Anyway we were already told that event might end at 12am or 12plus so we take cab home and claimed from Dome. hehehehe. i finished barista job quite early today, cause im fully prepared. HAHA. then i thought we can have a feast, who knows that those indian guests come back again and say wanna takeaway ! they stole all the fruits away and left fugly pineapples for us ! Argghh, my honeydew and watermelonnnnn. >:( and zb was asking me whether i want the flowers so i was considering halfway, and this stupid bugger auntie say, sry this is ours, we bringing back to the hotel. -.- Then she still ask us to put the cake at the bar and say ' this cake is mine ah, if anyone wants it ask them to look for me im angie' walao. cake only so gan jiong. -.- now you know why i cannot stand them. the fruits they grab like dont know what use hands somemore ! -.- and at the buffet counter the mini cakes all eric also said they use hands and they take alot, the people behind cant get to eat. tsk tsk tsk. now i know indians are more kiasu then chinese.

Then i ask who wants the left over mini bottle of red wine billy action action ah, drink lah ! in the end never. LOL. and this stupid zb pour abit into the beer and sprite and martell shandy. the rest jq finished ! his face was super red after that. lol.

Then we being feasting the leftover food, only no fruits. guan kiap the food and some drop on my jeans. i say his hand soft he say because he drink beer. LOL. nice jq gave me the chicken but no beef because i cannot eat. haha. after that i feel very hot around my neck i dont know why also. is it the beer stuffs ? lol.Then billy say go foodcourt he blanjah. yeah. so we all head to the foodcourt. we only had drinks he actually want to eat but we all not eating so he dont want. LOL. so we watched soccer. oh my, first time i experience the shiokness watching soccer so near.LOL. normall on tv i find it boring. haha. after awhile we head home, CABS ! haha. billy, cec, jq and i share 1 cab. guan and zb 1 cab. and eric alone. hahahah. hohoho. hehehe. xD its so funny billy purposely say i drop first, then him, then cec, then jq. because jq will be last and he have to pay. LOLOL.

me first to reach home ! LOL.
cant wait till monday ! watching TheMist with ThamYuL. and tomorrow Zebras outing ! Then maybe sat ktv with pakling ! been months since i last seen her ! we're gonna try out the new ktv at bugis !!

anyway, just now cec show me the requirements for air stewardess stuffs. i prolly gonna get a diploma somewhere and air stewardess after that !! the pay is $3,500 with other bonus and get to enjoy discounts if travelling leh. sounds pretty good. just wonder if im qualify to be a air stewardess. LOL. but staying in hotel alone is scary though... =x

And pl and me were msn-ing just now and we said that we're 18 already ! so maybe on ssa's bday we can buy alcoholic drinks and celebrate. wahahahaah ~~ we were so high. and can book chalet, yay ~

I saw this joke from Ice angel's (http://the-miracle-season.blogspot.com) comments and thought of sharing it. pretty funny, lol.

One day, an "Ang Moh" from USA arrived at KLIA Airport.

After he checked out from the customs,he felt he needed to go to the toilet, so he looked for one. When he found the toilet, there was a lady sitting at the entrance.

When he was about to enter the toilet, the lady stopped him and asked for forty cents in Cantonese ("sey kok").

The Ang Moh wondered why in MALAYSIA they have to "see the cock" before entering the toilet? So he said "no" but the lady insisted.

But lady still keep asking for forty cents in Cantonese. Since he had no choice, he took out his cock and showed it to her.

The lady said "No! No!", "Duit, Duit!" (money in Malay), but the Ang Moh misunderstood again and thought that she said "Do it! Do it!"

So he asked,"Now? Here?" The lady replied "Yes, yes!" because she doesn't quite understand English.

The Ang Moh thought that she wanted to have sex with him, so he stripped the lady and had sex with her. The lady started screaming and shouted, "SAKIT! SAKIT!" (pain in Malay), and the Ang Moh thought it was "SUCK IT! SUCK IT!" he said "OK! I'll suck it for you" and he took her both breasts and suck them.

The lady again screamed "Oh, TUHAN!" (Oh, MY GOD.... in Malay). The Ang Moh misunderstood again. "Too HARD? OK, sweetheart, I'll be gentler a bit,"the Ang Moh replied.
Suddenly, a security guard walked by, so the lady shouted for help, "TOLONG! TOLONG, ENCIK!" The Ang Moh replied,"Not too long, just 6 inches only.

the sweetest thing. leave a comment.
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