Bonjour My BE-LOV-VERD fWENNNNNS !

Thanks to everyone who wished me luck and prayed hard for me ! :D

(this post will be edited SOON with pictures, watch this space ! )

I am finally back. LOLZ. recently my computer have been very naughty.at first it was the filter keys problem which i managed to discover and recover my keyboard.Then the monitor got problem, the screen keep blinking i cannot use.Then just now i thought the cpu spoil cause no lights when i on,end up is i didnt on the switch. HAHAHA. xD

I have been busy recently.busy hanging out, LOL. btw, its 1.45am now, lets see how long i'd take to finish blogging !Be prepared for the super ultra mega long and detailed post !!

Lets rewind time back to......

Actually i think its no longer called a picnic. because we didnt even picnic-ed ! LOL.i headed to Agnes house first (located at Fernvale, Sengkang) bringing 6kg of friggin' Books ! Cause she bring them all the way to my house during O lvls, so i thought it was fair enough to bring them back to her house as well.and Me, being a Road Idiot Queen, need to follow many instructions given by Ms Ting,and successfully reached her house at 2.30pm when im suppose to meet twinnies at 2.30pm,at Compass point. i still slack at her house for awhile, and her house v messy. Machiam kena daylight robbery. LOLOLOL.

Okay, lets fast forward. she showed me weather forecast on Teletext, and what the hell, Thunder storms in many areas, x_x totally spoil our picnic plan, i headed to Lrt it alrd started raining, Then all the way till twinnies cant wait she called me and i just reached Sengkang, haha. Then i bought Milo cause its 2 cans for $2.50 obviously i buy 2, Then the Buey hiao bai twinnies say wha buy for me ah. Then i merely jokingly replied 'Uh' and she take it seriously, and start drinking until so shiok. LOLOLOL, of course i took a dollar from her, MUAHAHA. sorry im taurus, sibeh gian lui one, just like Zi Dong Sao ~ :B

thru out almost 1 hour journey, the stupid bus even pass by my house, made me feel like a fool. Travelling all the way to sengkang, back to my house, then to PP. we hold the my umbrella and stick super closely while heading to PP, and many ppl standing there actually waiting for rain to stop, but we feel like they are welcome us, Newly Weds !LAUGHHHHS, somemore theres blue rugs on the floor, like red carpets. xD

we wenta toilet and she started imagining herself with long hair, By using MY hair. LOL, pisces jiu shi pisces. but the effect look very real, heeheeehee. Paky didnt bring umbrella we are suppose to go fetch her, but we carry on photo taking for about 5 or 10minutes before leaving toilet. xDDD

Then we were deciding what to eat and this very funny conversation between us:

(credit to twinnies)

Ssa: Jack Place?

Me: I cannot eat beef.

ssa: Eat Fish n Chip lahhh.

Me: 我不会自己煮跟好!

Ssa: Hawker Centre?

Me: WLAO. So cheap.

Ssa: Fish n CO.?

Me: Too ex. I need to bring up 4 children. I am a widow. Pampers veh expensive nowadays!

MUAHAHA, seriously i think people who eat Fish and Chips at Cafes and restaurants Are DAMNNNNNN LAME ! fish and chip leh ! nabeh, go hawker also same. only $4 or $5. but in cafes and restaurants, this stupid dish will cost more than $12 !

We couldnt decide what to eat until walk pass (so funny vanessa walk until feet infront slipper behind, HAHA) this small kopitiam with steamboat. so ended up eating that, steamboat is the best esp during rainy days. and its bloooody cheap, it only cost $6 each !! its not like $6 per pax and you take as much as you want. they charge according to what you order. even though 8 stupid fish balls cost $2, but i dont know why it ended up so cheap, we were full and the soup base still free. LOL, and the person who sell drinks dont know what is 'chrysanthemum' (in eng) :B

After that i was suggesting Kbox i have the urge to go and pl got the party world free 4hrs voucher. waited bus 36 for a vvvvvvvvv long time. then we asked the person regarding the voucher and ask how much.. guess what ? total about $71 ++ x_x you can kill me.

I THINK THE VOUCHER ONLY FOR DISPLAY CAN.
i got no voucher ktvs also cheaper than that ! somemore dont know their songs new or not. I doubt they got Show's song can !! Then i realise my pumps (which paky claim as flatties) spoil !

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headed to far east to get a new pair, and this cuuuute one caught my attention. only $19.90 leh, cheap like dont know what. then i say goodbye to my be lur verd pumps.

my faveeee, and its only $17.90 ! i took a pic and dump it in the bin.

R.I.P -Amen- xDDDD

headed back to Kbox but ssa decided to give it a miss as the timeslot ended quite late.

mkt called, lol. we asked her to eat more vegetarian and pray more. xD

so goodbye to her we go party at Kbox.

it was maddness inside. and pak is damn careless and clumsy. i told her so many times its Thurday she still say 'oh ya, today wed hor' that's why you see my title - 1 litre of blood- !

Then in the room, she jump on the sofa, then she almost fall, Screamed, hit the phone, screamed again, and fell ! LOL. not really fell but just ended up standing on the floor.

Then i say she clumsy. then we played 新窝 by Fahrenheit, and omfg whenever we pause, we laugh like shit about Yiru's face. its really damnnnnn funnny like shit.

Sorry all the Fahrenheit fans especially Yiru Fans* xB

sing sang sung until 3plus. was deciding to go home or not cuz i scared my mom lock door, lol. and guess what ! Clumsy ah pak left her phone in the room !!

i still asked her to check and she say check liao, and when we leave the room, the Kbox staff came out and ask does the phone belong to us. i say if i her mother i alrd slap her LOL.

I was feeling bloody hungry decided to go Mac.

saw some Trans there. omfg, damn guilty. they are like fugging chio can.

the leg so slim like model omggggg, i stand beside them like dinosaur sis (in chinese).

then eat eat eatttttt and waited for time to pass till 5plus going 6.

go home by first bus.and got a scolding ! BAH ~

♥ 4th April, sleep, rot, and tidying.

woke up at only 6pm !! unable to meet yui for the 23524625235th time !

i dont know is this curse or what always so gam when meet her than cancel outing one !

so we couldnt catch Shutter again ! we couldnt catch the art exhibition again !

i tidied my desk and cupboards wow, so neeaaat. xD

Then watch 9pm Finale show. monitor spoil, so watch tv.

then read story book and sleep !

initially meet her at 2.30pm. but my online seller last min got something on cant meet me.

so i decided to meet twinnies at 3pm. then she told me she just woke up at 1.35pm, so she say meet at 3.30pm. with that, our meetup delayed for 1 hour, HAHA.

went Dohby Ghaut and check out movie timeslot. no suitable timeslots for orphanage, lucky there's computer there we can check out timeslot at other cinemas.

i dont know why we didnt thought of going to china town ?? LOL

She say she wanna pang sai. HAHAHA. we saw some Bazaar thing going on at SMU.

so itchy wanna go kpo. omg the tops all damn chio and bags only $10 bangles only $6 so cheapppp. and still thought cannot try but the guy tell us we can go inside SMU toilet try leh !sooo goood. we took a top each and headed to toilet. initially found a handicapped toilet.

and i go open a door inside the handicapped toilet which says 'Janitor' and its Damnnn creepy, We faster chiong out !! lol. walk till almost the other side of SMU then found toilet !

no idea why they not afraid we go out from other doors and left not paying their clothes, lol.

we spend a vvvv long time in the toilet, cuz the top is far toooo chio for me. xD

THEN GOT A SIAO AUNTIE COME IN TOILET.

we ignore her as we thought she's just using toilet.

after she came out, she said :

'小妹有没有两块钱，我要搭去 sengkang 我只有七毛，差多两块。'

Then i replied: 我没有散钱. (obviously lying)

She asked againand i reject again then she said: 哦，我去跟别人拿。

Then she left and say: 连一块都没有。

BERSERK. not say i niao lor, but i wont give money to anonymous people.

and dont you think its strange. why she come out never bring enough money one meh.

and if she know she dont have enough money when she's outside, then dont buy things la.

and i dont believe she ONLY bring 70cents out. cause if she come from SK to DG, sure need money also. CORRECT OR NOT. obviously this kind is those 窝囊 auntie need to ask for money everywhere like beggar. ZZZ. wonder why singapore got this kind of singaporeans.

They are so thickskinned that they ask for money on the streets, dont you think very berserk.

if they are those sit at one corner with a container still nevermind, at least they WAIT for ppl to throw them money, but this kind is like walao...

if anyone pity these aunties/uncles and give them money, they are purely STUPID, NOT KIND.

i ever encounter a GIRL asking me for money.

she say: CAN LEND ME $2 I RETURN YOU NEXT TIME.

FUNNY LOR, 我跟你很熟 meh ??

she dont know my name, add, contact no, HOW TO RETURN ME ?!

even if she president i also wont lend lah. though i 3 year old kid.

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Back to topic, i bought the lovvvvely dress from the bazaar. and carry on shopping bazaar.

got this necklaces so nice but the charms all from arab street one, i also have the aeroplane, lol. Then got a bag only $10 omfg, decided not to be impulsive again. xB

okay, fast forward. reached Bugis and bought tickets for FLOOD.

went Diva bought a necklace and then BV to walk around.

yeah, ive got another fake lashes. super fake lashes. xD

Then walkwalkwalkwalkwalk, time to go back for de movie.

and got this FFFFFFFUCKING kao peh lady beside me.

the show only about to start then she say ' can you pls keep quiet'

EH NABEH ITS NOT LIBRARY LEH !

no one say cinema cannot talk only say hp off silent mode lorh.

Then i purposely keep fidget and move my plastic bag.

you know... plastic bag can be damn noisy at a very quiet place.

and somemore not only me talking, count her lucky cause she sit beside me, HAHA.

IN THE END SHE HALF WAY MOVIE SHE WALK OFF.

I THINK NOT EVEN HALF. ORBIGOOD.

SHE LOSE NOT GAIN LOR SORRY, trying to show me attitude ah.

also you lose. HAHAHA. when she left i dunno how happy talk like bloody loud.

i think today is not her day, maybe she 犯太岁also, HAHAHA.

RATING: ★★☆☆☆ .

actually its 2.5 but dont have 1/2 shaded star lah ! so.. fated.

there is no climax can, and the last 1/2 hour keep talking no flooding. -.-

why is the movie named FLOOD and not TALK ???

hahah, after movie alread 9plus , we damn urgent chiong to toilet.

and i imitate the 福满人间 the 刘谦溢 (act as black traid in the show Ah Long pte ltd),

cause there's a scene he urine damn urgent and he fidget till damn funny.

so we made ourselves laugh and made ourselves more urgent, funny hor.

lucky nvr SPLASH OUT. WAHAHA.

Then i was being lame in the toilet. i keep say bebe.

the brand, which is pronounced as beh-beh.

but i say be-beep. then i say, i know why they named bebe,

cause they see frog keep bebeep bebeep so they name themselves bebe.

HAHAHA, paiseh ~

and im hungry but dunno what to eat.

ended up having ministrone soup and shared a 7inch pizza with ssa.

can you believe how big is the pizza. THE SIZE OF A NORMAL SIDE PLATE.

and we ordered margherita, they dont have tomatos in it, only tomato sauce and cheese.

zzz, not worth my money can. it should be call Crust Only.

we eat all and left all the crust muahaah.

Then i had a milo mcflurry we chatted for awhile.

and there's a stage at the Bugis square so we go Kpo.

and saw Darren (project superstar), Milobing, Tao Zhe, and other DJs face on the banner.

then twinnies laugh like hell i imitated the whole Darren's CD advertisement.

LOL, live show can. then the Sam from MLB smile till so fake. LOL.

minhui if you happen to see this, paiseh ah. xBB

We keep laugh at this DJ which looked like Crayon Shinchan. (蜡笔小新)

while Q-ing for ice cream i keep imitate Darren's adv nonstop.

Then suddenly we imitate 十三姑娘。

then i say when its our turn we should order like :

me: Brrrrrrr ~ *stamp feets and shake head*

twinnies: 十三姑娘 wants the mcflurry.

me: Brrrrrrrrr rrrrrr rrrrrrrr ~ *imagine it with high pitch*

Twinnies: she ask how much.

me: Brrrrrrrrrrr ~~~~~

Twinnies: 十三姑娘 say thankyou to you.

Then i will Brrrrrr for the last time and she must stand behind me and catch me before i fall ! LAUGHHH, isnt this exactly the way how ChenLiPing act in the show. LOLZZ.

Homed after that. she mrt i bus. and got a shuai one pass by us.

LOL, the sentence so damn rythming !

im not quite sure whether anyone of you really read word by word all the way here.

or maybe you skipped some part.

LOLZZZZ.

Finally time for pictures.

some long ago zilian pics first.

left pic damn chio can. like Chen Mei Feng. xD

my blinggggs.

i seriously need to get a new pair.

drank 3 fugging soup at one go, haha.

haven edited actually, me elmooooo tee !

That's about $10 worth of coinssss, haha.

SEE NO EVIL.

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wahahahaha ! damn leh, i so unlucky.

let me see a GUY'S butt crack. sometimes i dont understand these people lor.

their butt is like numb or they purposely one ?? its so obvious like got a 'cooling sensation' at the butt there and tk for example this guy, he can sit still like that all the way until he decided to leave. WHAT THE ?! or maybe he wanna let me eyes eat 'ice-cream', please lor, ji tao no appetite. =_______=

my hp charm. its a ♥GUITAR♥ and Aeroplaneeee !

i flip the first page of magazine and GASSSSSP !!!!

SHOW'S STAGE BOUTIQUE IS COMING SOOOOOON !! x)

my apologies, i abit high about Elmoooo on that day.

angel, yeah. i know the right one like zzz. LOL

my body damn ka-teh cause the tee very shortz. x=

blame my hp camera so slow. -__-

anyw, the hat/cap stylo milo, my face is like pattern more than badminton. LOLZ.

LOL, machiam a very memorable movie watched with an Ex that kinda feeling.

when its actually Step up 2 with Agnes ! LOLZ.

i see this snack so cute so i buy. then damn it got cheated by its look.

indeed very cute, but the taste not cute at all. -.-

heeheee, i expert at acting emo, xB

actually i put puzzle because i dunno what is the stupid cube call.

Cubis or wad shit ??

ALMOST THERE !

my sister bought for me, haha. random.

wheee,i looked small sized here. xp (tk note of her messy house, lol)

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Okay, lame. i know no one on earth, not even the ugliest frog will believe me. xD

The original, i looked like cecilia if i never cover my mouth, lol.

and my eyes has been photoshopped a little.

i got a wierd pose, cuz i shrug (?) my shoulder to achive the short hair look, lol.

de last picture of my pumps. L O LLLLL.

eh but photoshop damn power can, look at the tattoo on my face hor.

So fucking chio, somemore that original pic is THIS:

Power right ! can erase the background by clicking walaoooo.

somemore just liquify abit and it will looked like its on your skin. tsk tsk tsk.

Kbox got Show's 防盗锁 already !!

Now for some very funny Yiru's face.

Yaaaaaaaa Luuuuuuuuun !

Chiooooo, transparent piano with Flaming hair !

Here's to you ! Jay fansssss !

the new shoe that i couldnt get over with.

i will make it snappy ! i dowan arrange the pics liao, cuz im far too happy after recieving the letter !

she say why now i smile so fake......... xC LOL

how we turn cardigan into a dress. sorry, its blurred to hide fats !!!!

paky has got classic face in this pic.

iVE GOT FUNNY HAMSTER FACE.

i didnt take this. i on self timer, these usually a flash but at that time dont have.

then the pic suddenly come out just like that, she didnt even knw when she pose, lol.

haha, more pictures with the cardi cum mental hospital dress.

HAHAAHHAAHAHAHA !!

look at the black triangle at her butt !!!! damnnnn funnny.

She cannot button from the back, her hand ishx shortx. MUAHAHA

whahhhh. see my eyesss, got star inside. xDD

see she is stealing my hair again.

LOL.

this kind of dress normally cost about 40-50 or even more leh !

but at the Bazaar its only $20 ! the tube that ssa's wearing only $20 also.

on their web they sell $23 can !! (http://lovemissdainty.livejournal.com)

HAHAHA, totally random.

her bag seem bigger than mine but in actual, my bag can put more stuffs than hers. LOL.

i drew this and cut for some time and the stupid twinnies say:

okok only lor.

see her left eye (right in pic), it turned bigger with my faux eyelash !

photoshop lesson is here again !

*pats table and cough* Listen ! class !

Lesson #1: compare and contrast, left's edited, right unedited.

points to note: eye, eyebrow, chin, jawline, smile, nose.

i think this is my best edit ever. HAHA, please dont see my face, see my features can.

cause the pic not very nice. xDD my eye damn big my brows damn nice after edit can !!

its the features again. see the unedited one like PUA PEH sia.

Lesson #2: Lengthen.

both my lashes are faux lashes, but the right one has extra length in it ! KOOOLZ.

Lesson #3: mama, i wanna cry.

LOL, i edit until i fugging look like wanna cry. but my lower part of my face become veh veh small can. xDD note vanessa hair behind, quite natural leh. xD

end of lessons, thanks all for paying attention.

our next lesson will be scheduled again, see ya !

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my hair being koped by her again.

HAHAAHAHAH !!

fang da tong specs ! damn chio can, recently very trendy !!

to be continued...