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Tai Chu Chin
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Thursday, May 22, 2008 YOU DIE DIE MUST READ FINISH
Hello yello stylo milo i changed my skin again !
this is singaporean's blog so the content very singlish. HAHAHA. i think its more fun like that, AND HOR its very detailed ! JING BAO !!! i just discovered someone's blog. around 12am. the person is me friend. i tag her cuz nvr seen her around for so long but now 5.50am the blog has been deleted !! are my eyes playing tricks with me or did she just hate me so much she dont wish me to know bout her life ? since our blog url has got www in it, it simply means world wide web. if you dont want people to know, dont create it. (: anyw too bad, i already read some stufffs in it and know bout you. actually wanted to come up with a better one, but since cannot find one to my liking, forget it. im lazy to make one myself. ain no pro anyway. okay, yesterday i went out with my zebraaassss, so long since the 3 of us go out as One ! initially it was a date with ssa but she last min cannot ! lucky my zebras was thinking of going out. if not i would be very turn off. as usual, we know yui's pattern. HAHA. adelynn and me meet first. i fugging forget to bring my ez link card again cause i forget to bring my coin pouch cause i change my bag !!! long sentence. and the fugging weather is hot like shit. i just stand at the atm machine to transfer money for a 5 minutes and i sweat like shittt ! causing my eyeliner to smudge as well. T_T i dont know why my left eyeliner always smudge, kns. when i open my eyes and close again it will form a stupid line there. my double eyelid too deep uh. -.- i meet ade at bugis and we ate yoshi. then we went BV. and its so funny we walk past some people we will laugh for something we know very funny. LOL !!! bought pants again. and oh ya! we saw some ahlians fighting and quarreling at bv beside the busstop. everyone at the busstop looking at them. even the auntie who sell ba gua also come out and kpo ! LOL. initially we still sit somewhere beside them, in front of Chapter 2. actually it was my idea to go there, cause we thought mayb yui inside. then just nice got show. LOL. then i keep ask ade not to see later they beat us. then she say all uncle auntie also see. then i say, singaporean is like that, kia si, kiasu, and she add another kia zeng hu (government) at the end. LOL. then climax, one of the ahlian run to another side and run back with a metal rod sort of thing in her hand ! think the thing is something like building up a stall that kind of stuffs. then another butch who help the 3 lians shout she take things come alrd ! then they all run !! see, you thought ahlians all hiong ? see metal rod also pa pa zao. then the butch stop her. the one of the lian looking pity beside, the butch keep protecting her from the lian who wna hit her. after that police come. the end. lol, when the police come i still say, now can go see, cause got police protect us. LOL !! went muji. she bought the milktea she drink one mouth and say : ee, si mi milk tea lai eh ~ then i laughhhhhh all the way like shit. the expression damn classic la. and got a girl sitting at the muji door there. when we go in she stare at us. then when we walk away we both say chey siao meh, muji eh kan men gou. HAHAHAH. initially wanna go watch movie cause yui is taking a wehhhh long time to come from woodland to bugis and is cutting her hair. when we wna take mrt, she's cutting. in the end we still go cathay. but never watch movie. imagine... from 3pm we wait for her until 7plus pm then she come !!! so if you are her friend, you must understand her pattern. LOL. we ate ri ben chun nihon mura again. the white clam udon totally sucks. lucky its 50% off. the udon tasteless like shit. and and and, i is LOVEEEEEEE their salmon sushi la ! that time go with ssa didnt eat cause i eat at sakae and i think the smell abit wierd. but the fresh one is nice !!! sakae sucks !! nihon rocks ! but nihon always have very little choice of sushi. and salmon must ask for it one, you wait it wont come. i guess its cause of the freshness ! ade like unagi, she can be friend with agnes. you both love THE TASTE OF SOIL. i tried and omgggg yucks. she tell me she like it cause got the soil and sand taste. and she like petrol station smell ! i have crazy friends. got 2 guy there quite good looking lor, and look like twins, but they sucks ! haha. cause ade say the guy said something bout us, but im not sure. LOL. yui finally come. she do treatment for her hair plus cut altogether 100plus !!!!!!!! her most expensive item in her house is a pair of boots that cost $180 !!!!!! i already told you i have crazy friends. we chat so much till its time to leave. then no place to walk. so we walk until dome omfg !!! then ade chatted with SG manager for awhile and the chef ! :D they xchange num leh. x)) its very quiet ? hmmms, all malay staffs, so lame. saw a girl with bareback halter and i see her whole back reflect light. why is it ? CAUSE ITS SWEAT !! so gross. so hot weather wear like that nothing wrong la, but when you sweat till the whole back like got apply oil like that, then its not very nice alrd. then we decided to go 24 hours mr bean cafe ! yui suddenly ee and stop halfway and we all scared dao ! she say got a cockroach 'park' in front of her. den we all like walao eh. lol. ade say you tot this is the cockroach carpark meh. LOL. intially we just chat abit. little did we know, its past twelve already, means no more transport ! my hp low batt till cannot on and i nvr call home. :x then we continue exchanging stories. omg so many things to chat we allllll alll 38 pos ! damn funny. the funniest part is, ade called dave cai !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! remember the guy i say very short and i use to scold him on blog tilll like siao . (go flip archives if you wna know !) damn funny. i must say, he is AS BAI CHI AS STUPID AS RETARD AS IDIOTIC AND AS LAME AS EVER !!!!!! we keep asking him qns whether he is interested in adelynn's friend P. (obviously we all hate P) and P is also obviously ugly, fat, very very bad taste, personality and character. and has a face like muachee. we ask Dave if got P and yui who he choose. then he say. P lah ! yui not guy got girl !!!!!! OMG. we bluff him say but yui now become very gentle and got long hair. he still choose P !!! then ade ask if P. and chuchin which is me who he choose. at first he replied. hmmm, donno leh. (pls, one heaven one hell ownself not very tall and handsome still donno leh, im not being bhb i is speaking fact !) then after he say bu yao la, chuchin so tall. then we ask ade lied and say chuchin went surgery. she make till her face like Lin Zhi Ling and she cut her leg bone and make herself shorter. and that idiot believe. xDDD he was like, huh she siao ah why go surgery, she ok what. LOLOLOLOL !!!!!!! then we (we pass words to ade and she tell him) keep ask him to call P. then he say ask her call la, its her turn liao. wtf. he is guy still got this thing call your turn my turn. -__- Then after that we ask him. you think you more handsome or ah boy (our ex dome manager who is quite handsome looking). he Confidently reply: i more handsome. dont you think ah boy look very old ? WTF again. then we ask eric, he also say he more handsome. still ask eric go surgery. this one ok, cause eric really not handsome. then we ask him and SK ( quite shuai also ex dome ppl) he say, he can fight w me. PLEASE LOR, people wayyyy more shuai then him !!! Then we kay kay indirectly ask him his height, he say he 153 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! qing tian pi li god bless you. he still wna say he taller then ade who is 158. -__- mian qian shi mei you xin fu de. Then we ask him, what do you think are your 优点. paiseh buey hiao angmoh. GUESS WHAT HE ANSWERED ? PLANNING. (he thought interview can wtf) then we blur ma, ask him what planning ? he say : LIKE BUDGETTING, ALL THESE !!! -______- normal people will say, i think my facial features not bad, im outgoing etc. and he say PLANNING. laugh. Then we ask him, what do you think is your best part of you. he say my EYES. (I imitate his blinking action and we all ROFL but silently xDDD ade laugh till cannot talk and he hello hello for awhile xDDDDD) then he say that many customers at his work place say his eyes nice. T___T After that more and more funny. ade bluff him say she got a fren from british, mix blood mix sg one. ask him wna talk to her or not. then we created this person called Chelsea Alexandra. HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH !!! HE FUCKING BELIEVE IT ! we got yui to act as Chelsea and chat with him. Conversation goes : Y: hello ( very tnia voice) D: hello ( very low class like auntie buying vege bargaining price voice) Y: i heard you work in Harris like so cool la. (the so cool la totally made me cannot stop laughing) carry one chatting while ade go toilet. Y: is it tiring working there ? (normal ppl will jus say ok la not bad or yes or not) D: basically its just like cleaning not v tiring blabla ( which girl is intr to knw what you do at work ?!! ) so funny. after while (i forget convers. alrd la) the phone suddenly hang up. then ade call back bluff him say Chelsea hate ppl hanging up her phone blabla ask him wna say sorry or not. then he jus say ok la ok la. Then ask him so if you can choose you will choose Chelsea or P ? chelsea is a mix blood no matter what the face also 200% confirm gurantee prettier than P right ? guess what he answered ? DUNNO LEH. -______- this kind of not v popular kind of guy can choose already v good still say donno !!!!! ade say, can dont always say dno or ok , english alphabets got A to Z not just O and K you can just say yes or not one. LOLOLOLOLOL !!!!!! sibeh huanni. then he say cause he never see Chelsea before cannot imgine. then we describe chelsea, brown hair, brown eyes and very small size very petite suit him all this and she quite fancy him. Then he still say DUNNO ! -___- i think i cannot find a guy more idiot than him. we still say Chelsea chinese name call Zi xuan and is a magazine editor and is 22 years old. LOL !!!!! cooooool hur ! Then dont know how we bluff him that yui hair now diff color. cuz he also know her hair crazy colors. and we say, her fringe gold color and the back of her hair rainbow color, she shave half side of her hair (totally like trans or smth omg cannot imagine a person with this kinda hair) HE SAY: HUH SHE SIAO AH. really meh. then we say ah bo you thought what. you know what is art ? she got 7 friend 1 friend one color so she decided to put all 7 colors on her head. LOLOLOLOL !!!!!!! he stupidly believe. he really v v vv v v v v v v v v vv v v v stupiak. -___- after that we bluff him and come up with yet another character, a typical singaporean one. ask him wna chat w the person or not. then he say, I HAVEN CALL P !!!!!!! we still ask him you like her cause she pang pua liap (put half out, referring to neh, HAHA) right. then he diam. HAHA i really hope they can become an item cause their character everything totally match ! both easily fooled by people ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. i wonder how many hours we took on the phone. xD then the stupid cafe very funny say they close inside ask us to sit outside no aircon kns but they still serve food. -.- and they very funnny the moment we eat finish they will give us our bill without us calling for it -.- IMMEDIATELY ONE. so strange. after that 3plus am we still ordered carbonara and wedges to share ! both very nice. but their menu very low class, dirty files. -.- and ade bully the philipine waitress. she serve our food then ade say can give us side plates. she come with side plates and ade say can give 2 more pair of folk n spoon. then she come back ade ask her can give tomato ketchup. LOL actually she still wanna ask for cheese powder but scared the waitress dulan. HAHA. then we continue chatting i told them so many stuffs from secondary stupid mr J whom we all once went crazy for, until now, the situation of everything. and ssa. hiak hiak. :P yui also said about JSC. HAHAHAHA. he is really we all bth him ! shall named him JSC ! and ade told us so many stuff about P. xD one thing i wanna share for very long keep forget. adelynn's collegue always say ' yi eh bor' which is his/her wife in hokkien. referring to someone of cos. then her malay collegue thought they saying. HUH YOU SAY SHE MEATBALL ? LOL !!!!!! somemore the girl is v v v v v v plump one. worse xDDDDD wait, i think i shared this before did i ??? and we suddenly talked bout got a family drink urine everyday. from the i guessx3 show. then yui ask never go and boil the urine meh. cause boil no smell . then i say many the didi in the family wanna drink cold drink, then put ice in the urine drink. even the ice cubes are urine liquid. LOL ! then after that we say put ice cream on top BECOME 尿 FLOAT !!!!! then still got NIAO KACHANG, NIAO ICE BLENDED. YUCKSSSS HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH. yumyum. intially wna go home but when i finally called back my mom told me the lift got no lights ! so i ask whether can go back in morning while waiting for first bus. yeah she agreed. actually ade wna go home, but we 'encourage' her to stay even though she working at 9am the next day !! :X and i think we seriously chat non stop till 5plus going 6AM we are the last or rather first customer to leave. ade bth take cab home. i take bus and elaine took mrt. we went separate ways. LOL. x) i somehow cannot fall asleep immediately donno why and wake up only at 7 !!! gosh. really yaosiew. >< i spend 1 hour plus typing non stop for this omg yaosiew. you must read ! yui yui find job soon !! :D leave a comment. Older Post / Back to Top / Newer post |
