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FROM THE DESK OF FADELA SEBTI BILL
AND EXCHANGE MANAGEMENT FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT.
THE AFRICAN BANK (T A B) OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO ,

DEAR FRIEND,

I AM THE MANAGER OF BILL AND EXCHANGE AT THE FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT OF THE AFRICAN BANK. IN MY DEPARTMENT WE DISCOVERED AN ABANDONED SUM OF U.S$10.5 M DOLLARS (TEN.FIVE MILLION USD) IN AN ACCOUNT THAT BELONGS TO ONE OF OUR FOREIGN CUSTOMER WHO DIED ALONG WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY IN JULY 2003 IN A PLANE CRASH. SINCE WE GOT INFORMATION ABOUT HIS DEATH, WE HAVE BEEN EXPECTING HIS NEXT OF KIN TO COME OVER AND CLAIM HIS MONEY BECAUSE WE CANNOT RELEASE IT UNLESS SOME BODY APPLIES FOR IT AS NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED AS INDICATED IN OUR BANKING GUIDLINES AND LAWS, BUT UNFORTUNATELY WE LEARNT THAT ALL HIS SUPPOSED NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION DIED ALONGSIDE WITH HIM AT THE PLANE CRASH LEAVING NOBODY BEHIND FOR THE CLAIM.
IT IS THEREFORE UPON THIS DISCOVERY, I NOW DECIDED TO MAKE THIS BUSINESS PROPOSAL TO YOU AND RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED FOR SAFETY AND SUBSEQUENT DISBURSEMENT SINCE NOBODY IS COMING FOR IT AND I DON'T WANT THIS MONEY TO GO INTO THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED BILL. THE BANKING LAW AND GUIDINE HERE STIPULATES THAT IF SUCH MONEY REMAINED UNCLAIMED AFTER SEVEN YEARS, THE MONEY WILL BE TRANFERED INTO THE BANK AS UNCLAIMED BILL .

I THEREFORE AGREE THAT 40% OF THIS MONEY WILL BE FOR YOU AS FOREIGNER PARTNER, IN RESPECT TO THE PROVISION OF A FOREIGN ACCOUNT, 10% WILL BE SET ASIDE FOR EXPENSES INCURED DURING THE BUSINESS AND 50% WOULD BE FOR ME. THERE AFTER I WILL VISIT YOUR COUNTRY FOR DISBURSEMENT ACCORDING TO THE PERCENTAGES INDICATED. THEREFORE, TO ENABLE THE IMMEDIATE TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOU AS ARRANGED, YOU MUST APPLY FIRST TO THE BANK AS RELATION OR NEXT OF KIN OF THE DECEASED INDICATING YOUR BANK NAME, YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER, YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER FOR EASY AND EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION AND LOCATION WHERE IN THE MONEY WILL BE REMITTED.

I WILL NOT FAIL TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS HITCH-FREE AND THAT YOU SHOULD NOT ENTERTAIN ANY ATOM OF FEAR AS ALL REQUIRED ARRANGEMENTS HAVE BEEN MADE FOR THE TRANSFER.. YOU SHOULD CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY AS SOON AS YOU RECIEVE THIS LETTER. TRUSTING TO HEAR FROM YOU IMMEDIATELY.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,
FADELA SEBTI.

LOL. another stupid junk mail. but this is the funniest excuse of them all. PLANE CRASH. HAHAHA. joke.

it has been another week since i last blogged ! how has everyone been doing ? i just changed my blog to 3 columns as there are way too much advertisments. LOL. do help to click them !! Nuffnang advertisment, Advertlets, CozyCot and DONT FORGET TO CLICK VOTE FOR XZHU EVERY TIME YOU ENTER MY BLOG !!! its ending at 25th jul !! so hardworking abit lah, a click wont hurt !! and school is starting very soon and orientation is starting even sooner !! me bought some goodies going out with my mom last thurs. new music player ( i put 翻滚八蛋炒饭 drama inside !! xD) and my long wanted gladiator ! (while i was trying the gem cut my toe and bled on the spot !!!) new phone also btw. not Brand new though. haha, i is samsung retard i seriously dont know how to use samsung functions and its touch screen keypad as well ! have to get use to it ahhhh !

yesterday got serious running nose ! and today i fell down ! wtf -.- but luckily its just like scratches no bleeding. and i got a fcuking pain and invisible pimple on my nose. so i cannot squeeze it cause i dont know where is it it just feels pain. x_x and today i met a very kp auntie at the foodcourt stall !!!!!

i wanted to ask her what are the 2 side selections that i can choose. i only said like 4 words and she keep say what you want to order what you want. damn la, if i dont know what is it how i know what i want !!!! screw you !!!!! bad attitude ! but the mash potato so heavenly luh. DAMN IT !!!!

and got customer said i looked like JAPANESE !!! HAHAHAHAH. i fly already. he still konnichiwa me. lol. actually i think its partly cuz of my bangs ??? japanese ppl like alot cut bangs right, lol. after that i say im singaporean he still ask is it singaporean chinese. LOL. i should have say im singaporean japanese. LOLOLOL. he still say he work at what sky garden at suntec what cuisine ask me go eat got discount. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

ohh, seems like i got so many barangs to say but i just skip here and there.

oh yes, the day before i after work meet up with pak. we went to watch dont mess with the zohan using DBS voucher. free tickets. woohoo. and its quite funny, and R(A) also. LOLZ. the indian accent is super funny. want some fizzy bah-buh-leh ?

Then we saw your auntie JIANG JIA XI !!! yikesssssssssssssss. we still eye contact for 5 secs. wth, he was entering Cotton On with his gf and we were exiting. LOL. damnnnn. his auntie hair still the same. why is not Cheng xi !! hoho.

and yesterday i saw ICE ANGEL'S BF !!!! my godddddd. with another girl. LOL. but not her, but never hold hand lah. LOL. this kuan.... you think will ____ meh ? lol. i am so sure its him can. he went in Otaku house. lol. all da typical otakus. xDDD

wha who i saw ah.... all is i dont like one. zzzzz but yesterday was sight-seeing at suntec. super alot of hunks and handsomes. i dont know why also. maybe cause got Pc show or IT fair or something so all guys come buy computer lah. HAHAHHA. today also quite a few. LOL. see see only, no harm lah. dont say i flower what. huh, you sit at the shop so sian you wont see people walking pass you meh ???? :p

every day working no time for mobtv, no time for drama, no time for friends, no time to bloghop, no time for gossips, no time to blog with pictures, no time for shopping !!!!! why do i seem quite poor when im still working ? lol.

btw the stupid online buyer have been dragging for months i still cannot meet her up. NB.
tomorrow working with yui jie~ agn Yeahhh ~~

morning shift. i die.

i really really think that __ are destined. the things _ like. the types _ go for. the things i like, and the style i go for. looks everytihng. our ho..... ro... scope. everything seems perfectly matched. but not fated. aww, how sad. and impossible. but im glad __ existed. i will support always. in this century. this timing. mayb next life. another you. another me. though it might all be my wishful thinking.shh, its my secret, dont ask, dont tell, dont guess.

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